Here’s an interesting email I received at my work account. I like how they’re trying to legitimate a perceived student sub-culture based on education being hoop-jumping in order to get the real commodity–a degree. The taunting of academics who have protested to their service seems to be an attempt to back up their position of rebel honesty and of being on the side of the student. Given the frenetic structure of the email, however, and a lot of pretty odd phrasing, I don’t think I’d want any of them writing my essays…
Here it is. Many profs have been emailing us saying “You will get their assignments done, but what about their tests and exams? How will they accomplish those?” Our response? No Worries!
We would like to thank our union members for supporting us all across the three continents. This wouldn’t be where it is without your help.
So from now on you don’t have to look at your exam questions as if you have encountered species from another planet. No more memorizing nonsense and forgetting the whole thing 2 days after the exam. Say bye to “group studies” where everyone is known to be either on Facebook or YouTube. Stop pretending.
Now you can get together and check out LashXone. Your degree awaits you.
Dear profs, where are your sines and cosines to help you now?
We enjoy and admire your emails where your anger shows to be nothing but a bunch of words that you painfully smother yourselves with.
We enjoy reading every word of it. You know what’s unethical? Unethical is forcing students to pay for textbooks with elementary and useless writing just because you (“Professor”) are the author, it’s kicking students out of your “office” after they ask you for 1% even though you are at fault, and it’s all the wasted years where none of the stuff you “taught” us was ever used in real world jobs.
If we learned one thing in our time being TA’s. It’s to be ruthless with the pen!
Don’t ever stop emailing us, we love them, that’s why LashXone exists, it’s payback time.
P.S Don’t email us using your university email address, use some other provider.
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